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Saturday, September 15, 2007 | 12:00 little dreamers


i would keep waiting for that moment, even if it's illogical.
because dreams are already, and everyday is a dream.

before you start reading, be warned that i'll start blabbering nonsense, really. so, if you're not interested, pleaseeeee, just leave 'cause i don't need your traces staining my domain(OMG' i'm so mean! taubat, taubat). -lmao-

let's start. okay, first of all,

WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH GUYS THESE DAYS?!

let me picture for y'all the several scenarios i've encountered and collected with not just one but many guys involved, trust me, ever since my very first day of work at Cavana, and you'll know what i mean. note: it's not in order, pardon me(you don't expect me to remember the date, day and time it took place as well, don't you? that's uber ridiculous, if you ask me).

scenario 1;
-people involved: me, guy1(probably 20+) along with a group of friends-

me: any drinks for you to go with it, sir?

guy1: yeah, sure. erm, 7-up please.

-i'm off to fetch the requested drink for him-

me: anything else?

guy1: yeah, you and your number.

me: -???!!!-

-his group of friends burst out laughing soon after-
such cheap shot, please! but, i'm afraid, it so doesn't work for me. he left me feeling so paiseh right after, he didn't even know/care about it. how could he? in front of his other friends? although i ignored him and pretended i didn't hear those words coming out of his bloody mouth, it did make me feel so, so cheap, really. they laughed all the way to their seats, thinking that what he had done/said was so cool or something. and i was fuming like crazy back then. stupid guys will be stupid guys, no? pfft.

scenario 2;
-people involved: me, guy2(a Chinese, working with mooncakes at the stall somewhere in front of Cavana) with his other friend-

-he was talking to my supervisor initially in Chinese, promoting his mooncakes-

me: wow, mooncakes! -smiling-

guy2: yeah, do you like mooncakes? it's very nice.

me: i do. infact i did try a halal one once. very impressive.

guy2: you know what, a beautiful girl like you should be given 30% discount. and you too. -referring to my supervisor-

-we all laughed-

me: would you like any drinks, sir?

guy2: yeah, sure. why not? erm, 2 Pepsi, please.

-i'm off to take the drinks while he continued talking to my supervisor-

me: here you go. 2 Pepsi. $3.60, please.

guy2: do you have any salt?

me: yeah, we do. hold on.

-i poured some in their drinks-

guy2: both of you are so sweet. i love it.

-me and my supervisor smiled-

guy2: 30% off okay? i'll tell my leader. wait.

-and he's off to make the deal with his leader-
and we thought we'll just benefit with his good-deal offers and that's it but i'm afraid we were so wrong when suddenly he shouted from afar,
guy2: it's confirmed. for both of you, 30% off. so, do both of you have a boyfriend? care to be my ladies?
trust me, people. everyone was looking at both of us. me and my supervisor was so paiseh, we could do nothing but, smile. eventually, my supervisor said thanks to him and confessed that she's already married. i ignored him right after and pretend to do my work by sending food over to several tables. he looks pretty upset, though as he went off. he's not even sincere with his offers. all he wants was a tit for a tat! are guys always like that? pfft. doesn't he know anything about girls but, at all?

scenario 3;
-people involved: me, guy3(a Ramly Burger middle-aged man). 100% translated-

me: yes, may i help you?

guy3: one teh tarik.

me: okay, $1.20 please.

-and i'm off to make the drink-

guy3: are you married? -looking at me up and down-

me: no, why?

guy3: how old are you exactly?

me: going 18. -and i smiled-

guy3: wow! that's nice. you're still young huh?

me: $1.20. -ignoring him-

guy3: do you have a boyfriend?

-i just smiled as he pay me up-

guy3: why the secrets? come on, tell me. -giggles-

me: here's your change. thank you, please come again and do enjoy your drink.

guy3: abang will be here only, okay? -showing his stall somewhere in front of Cavana back then- just so you know, i'm still bujang(single).

me: -whispers- can't imagine why.
three words.
MIANG-MIANG KELADI BETUL!


scenario 4;
-people involved: me, guy4(another Cavana-ian, working at another outlet)-

me: yes, may i take your order? -smiles-

guy4: yeah, i would like to have blablabla...

-and i took it down-

me: thank you, have a seat first. food will be sent to you.

-and off he went to sit-

all the while i was at the counter, he looked at me, as though he's interested. when i walked around to do service, his eyes were like following me all the way. to tell you the truth, i was pretty uncomfortable, really. and when he's about to go off, he gave me a little tissue and asked me to read its content. i said i was busy then so, he couldn't wait thus, he's off to somewhere i don't know. why bother anyways. i read it and as expected, it includes his full contact details and some unnecessary statement on why he's attracted to me. i laughed and put it aside immediately. so far, i've received two. another was from an NS men, also on a tissue, expecting me to give them a call or something. but, i just don't bother. in fact, both tissues was torn into several pieces by Azri without any second thoughts right after i told him about it. -lmao-

but until now, i still think that this is the funniest way ever to attract a women. not only you're bound to disappoint yourself due to the high hopes that she'll call but trust me, she never will. also, you're just making a fool of yourself. it shows everything. you're not man enough to confront girls face-to-face, and girls certainly do not want guys like that. only stupid girls tend to fall for it, really. this is the 21st century, dudes. grow up!

i certainly have no time to entertain desperados. furthermore, i'm happy with my relationship with Azri. that leaves other guys with no chances to win my heart, ever. it's already full of love, full of Azri. do take note of that.

there are many other scenarios but, i've already spent like 2 hours doing this post so, i'd rather stop. trust me people, it'll go on... and only halt perhaps when i'm 30+? i don't know. -lmao- oh, bother.

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